overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

gatewayslugs:

woof woof wats for lunch lol

vettechadventures:

20 pets that really didn’t want to go to the vet. See more here.

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

vinebox:

When straight guys eat a banana 

t-esserae:

I think that if voldemort really wanted to kill harry potter the night the spell didn’t work on him he could’ve just picked him up and thrown him out a window given the fact that he was a one year old infant

hotladypants:

skellinqton:

am i the only one wishing carmilla gets enough hits to become a tv series and we get lengthier episodes??????

Reblogging for reasons

And to use as ammo!

a-warrior-movin-on:

Best plot twist ever!

"Sometimes my cheeks are too red and I get embarrassed. Sometimes I don’t like my nose, or my hair, or my body, or anything for that matter. I used to be so insecure about every piece of myself and as I’ve grown up and gotten to experience the fact that I’m not the only girl in the world who feels that way, I’ve learned that loving yourself is worth your time. There are days that its hard and there are days you may feel awful because you will never look like that person, think like that person, be like that person, but always keep in mind that person will never be you.”

I miss you. And more than that I need you, I need your courage. But I am done crying, I am done being scared. No one else will die on my watch. What ever it takes I will get you back.

arieces:

OH MY GOD

fruitcrocs:

hiding from your responsibilities like 

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beauxbatonsacademy:

"so how long have you been on tumblr"

*has war flashbacks to the introduction of WHAT IS AIR*

aausten